Saturday, 18 August 2007

Gaijin Smash

Trecho extraído de http://www.gaijinsmash.net/archives/goodbye_school_of_peace.phtml - Principal peace se refere ao diretor de uma escola chamada Paz, por isto diretor paz..

"Principal Peace: So, do you know who's replacing you yet?
Me: Yeah, a guy-
Principal Peace: ...Guy?
Me: ...Yeah?
Principal Peace: ...DAMN! I was really hoping for a hot girl this time around.
Me: ...Sorry?
Principal Peace: I was hoping for one when you came. Do you have any idea how disappointed I was? You are like the complete opposite of a hot girl.
Me: ...I'm not quite sure what to say to that.
Principal Peace: And then you went and stayed for three years, so I kept waiting, and I kept thinking, "It's gotta be a girl next!" But then you go and crush my dreams.
Me: ...Nice to know my time was appreciated here? But anyway, you've got Ms. C here now, isn't that enough?
Principal Peace: Ms. C is REALLY beautiful.
Me: Well, there you go.
Principal Peace: But, you shouldn't say those kinds of things - you have a girlfriend.
Me: Well, you're married.
Principal Peace: Yeah? But I'm Japanese. It doesn't count."

Algumas coisas que este cara posta, principalmente o de ser um peixe fora d'água num país estrrangeiro realmente me emocionaram.

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